Wilson's Probably Right...

In category:Life
Post by:GatekeeperTDS

You know, Wilson could probably be right. Having a hot young girl dying to get in your pants just sounds too good to be true. I'm not saying that you're not a nice guy who girls would have an interest in, it just seems a little fishy. How in the fuck would she get your number at work unless you A)told her you worked there or B)she's plugging your friends for information.

Anyway, Calliander, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe your story for the time being. But also, there's ALWAYS a way out of situations like this. If you don't want to try my previously mentioned "fuck off" approach, then get nasty. :) Call her parents! Or better yet, call the cops and tell them that she's stalking you. Actually, if she IS stalking you, you'd better find out quick, because situations like that never end up good. Just don't touch her or talk to her or anything so she can't turn around and say that you raped her or something. Poop.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!

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