Contents

• Let Me Be Speaker of the House

  This whole country is upside down. I have the answers.
  Jan 5, '23

• Let Me Run Twitter

  OR: I Hope USA Today's Ingrid Jacques Receives Electric Shocks From Everything She Touches All Year Round
  Dec 28, '22

• My First (Fan?) Mail

  I'm as surprised as anyone that at least one other person was reading this site. I was under the assumption I was yelling into a void.
  Nov 30, '22

• I Hope USA Today's Rex Huppke Stubs His Toe Every Day For the Rest of His Life

  I wasn't joking about my dislike for this guy.
  Nov 29, '22

• Raise Your Hand if You're a Grifter

  That anyone interacts with crap like this *should* be astonishing, and yet...
  Nov 15, '22

• Will You *Please* Think About Free Speech?

  It was time to face facts a while ago, but let's discuss.
  Nov 4, '22

• Sore Loser Syndrome

  My interpretation of all the fuss around free & fair elections of late.
  Oct 30, '22

• Cake By the Ocean

  Staying on-message and slaughtering Christians.
  Oct 24, '22

• Elon Musk

  There are many millions of reasons to dislike the guy.
  Oct 24, '22

• Student Debt Forgiveness

  A simple proposition for you.
  Oct 22, '22