Why do you read this site?

This site was created out one Saturday morning because I wanted to see how long it would take me to write a completely database driven, template based, xml compatible, rant engine. It took me less than 3 hours, and it was worth it. Now.. it seems that everyone I know reads this page (Yea, you guys have no lives.. i have logs, ho!). The good ones have author accounts so they can post.. the even better ones actually do post.

I'm not saying that this site is nothing more than a technology demo, but what I am really trying to say is a complaint. If I say something now, I get reactions when i see people regarding what I posted. I can't say too much about things without offending folks too.

Some people I can offend, others I can't. And now.. even if I mention something about someone who doesnt read, they'll eventually hear about it and I'll get my ass slapped/kicked/beaten.

I quit Ibuprofen. Temporarily taking Tylenol. There is a lot of weed being smoked in this building, and I dont know where or who is doing it.. its just always going on. People often think its me.. but it isnt. I wish people would realize that I am not a pot fiend. Preacherman might be (he has smoked less than a dozen times, but always is like "Wanna smoke?". Like a kid with a new toy. For the last 6 years it has been pointed out to me that I always seem stoned. The funny thing is.. I never really was. Not a single time. Teachers, friends, random people, etc.. its not a good thing. Especially since it is false.

I heard about the realdoll years ago when they came out.. I've never seen one in real life, I don't think I really want to.. they're freaky looking. But I just saw this photo and it could be a human model, and not some fake doll. I just get disturbing images of what happens if you accidentally rip their face off (say you drop it down the stairs or put it too close to the heater).. thats just fucking odd. You then have an expensive 'love doll' that has no face. Gah.

I also learned a new word today: "glory hole". It seems that they're pretty common in NYU and gay clubs. Basically its a hole in the side of a bathroom toilet stall. It provides a way to anonymously suck someone off or be sucked off I guess. NYU is putting special metal over the stall walls so that you can't make holes to create this sort of thing. I guess it sure beats the gay sex at the highway rest stops. Wilson knows more about these than I do.. perhaps he'll enlighten us.