What a great band name

This is some funny shit. Camp Kill Yourself - "Freestyle Chinese Rap". This is sooooooo not PC, but it's still hilarious because of the way the guy raps. Here are the lyrics as best I can decipher them:

I wants to thanks my General Tso
You want a piece of my General Tso?
I'm a give it to you now
Who likes my chopstick
Hit you in the shit with my little-ass dick
Yellow
If you wanna see me
Eat Jell-O
Never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you
Higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my Oolong tea?
Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book named Chang
Wanna see my wang?
Never could go out hit a gong with a bang
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
But that's not right
Not in real life
You will fall
Down and break your leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg
Well I don't
But I like fried rice
And I ain't got lice
Ching cha woo ching wang woo wang
But that ain't nice
For the fortune cookie
I always told you twice
Delivery's free
But not from me
I always charge a dollar fifty
Fifty-five
Wanna see me go gah?
Hit you with the light
Hi yaa
Whoah when I hit you with the shit
Do a split
Take a shit
After you eat my shit
Kung fu
Want my buffet?
You fucking gay
Ah wai lo
Hit you with the hey
Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls
Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you
I can put it in your shoe
Watch this
I can tip toe while you take a piss
In my bathroom
Spy on you
While your little boy shits
Hwooooaaaaii ya!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint
That's fifty cents
Bitch
Everything costs a little bit
So don't expect nothin' for free
At least from me
Ching chang chuwee
I get you from Taiwan city
And Hong Kong
I can smoke a bong
And I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you
And in fact when you think you'd never see me
When I get you
And make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage
And make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick
Till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burn blue in my home city
Ho Chi Minh
Shoot a load on your chin
God damn as I said going to goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work into my world where the yellow shit begin
Hoaaa nuh!
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain
And it's called egg foo young
And lo mein
So come on in baby and have it just the same
Hwaii yah!
Heaaahh!

CKY - Freestyle Chinese Rap: 2.37mb