Too Bad For You

If you don't like the Bean-isms, don't read them. It's as simple as that. If you can't appreciate the joy and love that he brought us, you can let me hodge you for five hours to give you a mushroom tattoo. Too bad. I'm gonna keep posting them. And if they somehow get marked down in quality, I'll fuckin' post 'em again. And I'll keep doing so until my posting priveleges are revoked. So suck my dick. And MacGuyver, McGyver, however it's spelled; none of that matters. The show sucked and so does marijuana. Get over it.

As a matter of fact, I think it's time we were all honest here. We look back on shows like MacGyver with fondness, which is perfectly all right, we should respect our past. But maybe we should watch some of these shows today. If we were to do so, we'd see that they were lame. Yes, very lame. For example: Thundercats. When we were kids, Thundercats were the coolest thing. Thundercats were on the move and loose, you know? Now, though? I can't watch the show for five seconds without thinking, "You know, I must've been really dumb when I was young." I guess it was a cool show back then, but it's boring as sin now. Knight Rider, Airwolf, MacGyver, Miami Vice? They were cool when we were little but they're dumb as shit and predictable as hell now.

Maybe I'm the only one that thinks this. The only show from my childhood I can still watch is Transformers. Transformers still holds up in my eyes. It's still pretty cool. He-Man, though? I watched that? Ugh.

Dave Chappelle is a funny motherfucker.