Tom Collins Says "I'd Like To Wish You Happy Birthday, Sir."

In category:Literature
Post by:Stone
"Happy Birthday, Old Chum!"

Happy birthday, Wilson, we'll celebrate properly in a couple of weeks.

To mark this momentous occasion, here are a few apt lines from Omar Khayaam, take them to heart:

And much as Wine has played the Infidel,
And robbed me of my Robe of Honour well,
I often wonder what the Vintners buy
One half so precious as the Goods they sell.

Hmm.

Stone

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