Three Kings Rules

FIRST! Regarding Legally Blonde - my bad, I can swear I remember Lio intimating his love for that film, but if I was hallucinating that's cool.

SECOND! You loved Dirty Dancing too, dickhead. You have to watch the entire movie to know that quote.

THIRD! Three Kings rules. The rest of that list you can throw out. The truly awesome parts of the only good Star Wars movies (read, original trilogy) were not the action scenes.

FOURTH! No action movie list should be devoid of Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins and fuckin' Riki-Oh! The Story of Ricky.

Also, cocks.