Things are getting dirty

I just got an idea of what to do for fun. All you need is a bag.. the brown paper bag that you got from the porn store when you bought Bukkake Monthly and Gramma's Hot Latin Ass Magazine will be perfect. Take the bag, and hold it up to your face, and breath into it. Make sure that you hold it tightly to your face, and that both your nose and your mouth are inside the bag. Breath heavily.

When you regain consciousness, repeat the process.

This was part of an ad from the republicans.. nice guys eh?