THE SEX WAGON!!!

Well, it certainly took long enough (8 years to be precise) but I am now amongst the driving ranks.  That's right, you heard that correctly!  Since none of you guys are around to cart my sorry ass all over hell's half acre, I finally had to go out and get my own wheels... DICKS!  I've been relearning how to drive for the past few months, and Friday, I get my own car.  Now what type of wheels would a smooth pimp daddy like myself be tooling around in, you ask?  A slick ass '94 Cavalier station wagon... I have dubbed it...  THE SEX WAGON.  Be warned disbelievers!