The Island of Great Britain

I am writing this on the train going from Scotland back to London. It was a short (two night) excursion to visit my grandparents. Grandparents are grandparents, and it was nice to see them. But what I really know is that I will never, ever, live here by choice. This is not the island to be on... Cape Verde or the Canaries or Malta even would be better. Hell, I probably would enjoy Tunisia more.

I am not sure what puts me off more.. the people or the weather. The scots are fine.. a little cheap of course, but fine people. It's the english that are no good. I was kindly allowed to stay in a spare bed in the flat of a Londoner I know (er, I met him online.. but I've known him (not socially) for years for work related stuff.. anyway, he didnt end up being a psycho.. although he does have a vacuum/hoover that looks like its made by Fisher Price and he did pay a little too much for his two cats.. also, I think he needs to find a mistress or second girlfriend or something because his girlfriend is in Canada (deported from Britain.. long story there) and I really don't get long distance relationships... I guess you gotta be in one to get it, but everyone knows they never work.. anyway..)

English women. Part of the problem is the attitudes they have. The other problem is that most are completely out of shape and deny the fact. It's one thing to be fat, but its a whole 'nother thing when you think you're a sex goddess with the world revolving around you. Combine that with horrible make-up for their sickly pasty bodies and poorly shaven legs.. and you would most likely find a bitchy girl who can't smile.

I find it amusing that people complain about American/Canadian women because they find that when they see them they act like they are the best in the world, and that their home city is the best too. Well... the simple truth is that all women act like that. The men are probably like that too, but who cares. I think the only time it becomes noticed is when you are an outsider. If you are an outsider, they then feel obligated to let you know that they are the best. Makes sense to me.

I don't believe they are an exception, but I have noticed that a few women act like this. It might be the language barrier in some cases, or the fact that they are strangers, but these girls tend to simply smile and show some leg. Well.. no.. its not that they are strangers or cant speak english.. I have gotten the vibe without speaking to them in some cases. Hmm.. I guess the exception happens when I am attracted to a particular female.

Anyway...... I guess I'll write more later.