The Concrete Jungle

When I see a girl you want but she says she's hooking up with some random guy I've never even met before then I couldn't give less of a fuck about that other dude, and what would I have to lose. If a squirrel sees a nut but another unknown squirrel is in the vicinity of it the squirrel doesn't care, he goes after the nut. Football rules but it's not nessesary to getting girls, however alchohol definately helps a lot. When I'm at a party and everyone's drinking, meeting women is easier than easy. Once people have a few in em they aren't worrying about breaking the ice or all those other little social obstacles, they just want to talk and have fun. I also have a theory that women have a "put out" button inside their bodies with an empty alchohol sac hanging above it. Fill the sac and you can figure out the rest....