Stripper Poles

I couldn't really think of some cool nickname. All my nicknames are from playing online video games like Quake (how I met Pappy). In typical videogame style they are just way to serious and lame. Plus Pappy just loves to mock me. I should have just called myself "Mr. Perv" or something like that. It fits me better.
Very ironic saying "Go Fuck Yourself" that is actually my other favorite online forums that I visit everyday. I just found out today that me, wilson and pappy could have gotten a vegas hotel room with a stripper pole included in it. God damn it! I miss out on all the fun!

Ok so my job is just to post random hot chicks from time to time. Candice is an uber babe. She's the kinda of chick that makes me all nervous and dizzy.