Sex and Porn and Sex

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Post by:Pappy

Well, Caniprokis.. I am sorry to hear that it freaked you out to look over your shoulder to see one of your friends getting sucked off. It was good of you to not be a homophone and continue to play video games while your two friends engaged in man-on-man action.

Speaking of which....... that last porn autopost was H-O-T. Boy, my wood is ready to pump some fine couch. Ooooh weee.

I haven't mentioned my hand problem in a while. No, it has not gone away. Yes, it has gotten worse. I have a follow-up with a neurologist in March.

I used to masturbate daily at least. When I first started it wasn't quite daily, but by 7th or 8th grade it was. And had been up until a year ago. It was about 10 months ago that I went an entire month without touching myself in an impure manner. It sucked.

Sooooooooooo........ have I resorted to humping the couch? Unfortunately not.

After I use my hand (either one) for anything (holding a glass even) for more than a few seconds, i am in pain. It sucks.

Typing is bad, but i just drink more.

I can't write by hand anymore.

I need to see what I can find in the line of female companionship. Such a bad time to be looking. I spent most of the semester so far (so what if its only like a week and a half) like a zombie with the flu. Sexy eh?

The easiest way to pickup females is at parties or bars. Bars suck because you're likely to get a bar tramp.. and parties arent too often. Bleh.

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