Senate Votes to Ban Disputed Abortion Procedure

So they voted to ban partial-birth abortions today. This, of course, will probably lead to whittling away all abortion rights. George W. Bush said that the ban would provide "an important step toward building a culture of life in America." Good.

There's a good side to this, actually. Now we can start working on the death penalty. Abortion stops a beating heart. So does execution. Good.

And how about that wonderful governor of ours, John G. Rowland? Yeah yeah, it's supposedly just his administration being all corrupt and taking bribes and all, but you know they'll eventually find some dirt on him now that the attention is being called. Should be interesting.

Good evening, folks.

Have you ever eaten a six-pound lobster...

...off the chest of a seven-pound lobster?