Roommates

Computer generated? Why do you say that? That seems like a possible size to me. I mean, my dear Wilson, is that pleasing to me. ;-)

Anyway, I would like to rant about roommates. Back me up on this one. For the most part, having to share a room with someone else sucks. I mean, it's cool having friends and whatever, and even cool to live with them, but you can live in separate bedrooms. A little privacy is a wonderful thing. A curtain just doesn't do it for me.

My roommate is not a bad person, per say. Well, she has her faults that I could bash her for, but I'm sure she could do the same to me. I didn't dump my fiance of three years to fuck his thirty year old best friend, but hey, we all have our faults. I don't go home every weekend to guzzle thirty year old semen from a penis so small that a condom can't stay on. Have you ever used a condom? Them bad boys are tight! This guy ejaculated "with such force" as to propel the condom off his peppy and into his dumpy girlfriend. Sounds to me he overestimated his size and bought condoms that we just too big. Anyway.

She's not a bad person, I just wish I didn't live with her. It's nice to be able to get up at 9:00 in the morning, play with the morning wood and not have to worry that she'll come home and walk in on you. Like I said, a curtain doesn't cut it for blocking out sounds and then mental images. Hey, I understand, I wouldn't want to come home from running and find my roommate enjoying a morning romp with her significant other.

It sucks having to share! You know what I'm saying, right? She's not all bad, I just want to have uninterrupted sex!

That's my beef for now folks.