Prestidigitation!

ok as a bit of a break from the very serious crap weve all been spuing i have an idea. take all the major people countries whatever involved in the new lately and make them into you favorite super heros and super vilians. please follow the format of listing the country/person and then the corresponding fictional superhero, and an explanation. come on play the game! i look forward to lios his will be the best.

USA=Batman, we have lots of gagits, were a loner and we have this vigilanty thing about us at least right now.

osama=dr. claw, everytime we think weve got him, its just an empty cave.

saddam=surpentor, always these huge global conquest plans thet always have big flaws and never really work.

russia=zangieff, big dumb russions just need to be pointed in the right direction for the fight.

france=pussies, sorry they dont deserve to be a super hero.

bush=professor x, see hes underesimated because people think hes dumb which hes not, you underestimate professor x cus hes in a chair but you always lose anyways.

rumsfeld=cyclops, a stratgist, smart in battle the field leader.

england=robin, a good side kick for america they always agree and can kick some ass when they have to.

iraq=the joker, good evil plans that always seem to fall just short.

north korea=lex luther, a more intelligent threat, with the money and power to get things done, but will ultamitly fail.

well thats it for me, what do you think? id like to know! everyone play the game!