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Hahaha I think Calliander has discovered the answer, the Rosetta Stone if you will, that explains the decline in adult film fuck pig quality in recent years. Indeed Aja went up to about a deuce and a half on a steady diet of that guy's semen, and as Casper said, the reason women on average live longer than men is they drink semen, there's vitamin C in that shit. Those milk mustache commercials weren't about milk, it was a hidden message. Come on, a bunch of hot chicks with "milk" mustaches and words about how it does a body good? I bet if you walked around asking hot girls if they swallow, 90% of them would answer "Of course, why do you think I'm this hot?". So, the next time some slut says "Blow it on my face" blast off in her mouth instead, and tell her it's for her own good. She'll thank you when she lives to be 95.