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Heya David! Man, that David's an awesome guy. It's about time someone took a stand against those Goddamned AIDS-transmitting, anal fisting homosexuals. He kind of reminds me of this one guy that SpoDudeZ0r and I went to school with but his name was John "The Teeth" (changed it from Stan - Stan Cougar, actually - after he killed one of them fags down in New Mexico). The only difference is that this David guy actually seems really cool. Teeth, on the other hand, had a head full of shite. SpoDudeZ0r knows what I'm talking about. I tell you what: David really ought to get older fast enough so that he can run for public office in 2004. I mean, we're not getting rid of Affirmative Action and abortion and queers and interractial stuff fast enough and this whole not-executing-speds thing is really getting on my nerves. David seems like the kind of guy who can change stuff like that. He's really got his mind set on his agenda and he's got the compunction to see it through to the end. He's got balls and poise, too, since he puts his own picture up on the web and doesn't care that sites like "uglypeople.com" poke fun at him.

David's a real mean dude. I wouldn't mess with him with TA's fists and Caniprokis fighting. Damn.

Candice looks like she gets cummed on. A lot. On the face. Far too much makeup. However! She is a step up from that hideously offensive porn that the fucking Autoposter posts. FUCK YOU AUTOPOSTER! EAT SHIT, DIE, AND GO TO HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING WORTHLESS ASSHOLE! SHITE! BULLOCKS! BASTARD! Hehe. I have to get back to work. Fuck it all!

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