posting

I'm not sure about the rules for ranting, and I'm even less sure in Pappy even cares enough to really enforce them. That said, I don't know what this will be to anyone, except funny. It's one of the few things that I've gotten in my email that I actually laughed at, so I deemed it worthy to share. I know at least Caniprokis and hunch will laugh. Ffeh.

This came to me labeled as, Afghanistan TV Guide.

MONDAY

8----Husseinfeld
8:30-Mad About Everything
9-----Suddenly Sanctions
9:30-The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
10----Allah McBeal

TUESDAY

8----Wheel Of Terror And Fortune
8:30-The Price Is Right If Osama Says It Is Right
9-----Children Are Forbidden To Say The Darndest Things
9:30-Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10--Buffy, The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAY

8---U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
8:30--MUSTASH
9---Veronicas Closet, Full Of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses With Veils
9:30--My Two Baghdads
10--Diagnosis: Heresay

THURSDAY

8---Matima Loves Chachi
8:30-When Northern Alliance Attacks Go Bad
9---2 Guys, A Girl, And a Pita Bread
9:30--Just Shoot Everyone
10---Veilwatch

FRIDAY

8---Judge Laden
8:30---Funniest Super-8 Home Movies
9----Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say The Darndest Things
9:30--Achmed's Creek
10---No Witness News