Merry Christmas?

Happy Hanukkah, to those of you who celebrate it.

I was going to rant about how the 4th of July is the only holiday we should celebrate, but it just occurred to me that it's a celebration of our independence - after we stole the land from the Native Americans. At least one person gets offended by every holiday. So fuck holidays. You lazy pieces of shit. Get back to work or I'm gonna WRITE YOU UP!

Pappy, you just don't want a Gamecube because you can't pirate the discs yet.