Masturbation Station

I want wings. I really really want them, I am fucking starving, and the place that does them best just has a busy signal. So I ordered from some greek place (a sub, and a few wings). It is driving me nuts.. because i'm so freakin' hungry.

Been talking to MC and realized something. We all have natural requirements and have facilities for most. For instance, we have to urinate and take a dump every so often.. so we humans created a bathroom. It solves other problems (like the wretched stench of the world if there was no toilet).. but the thing is, this is a private function. At least in our society, its something one does by themself. Sure, there is the "urinal wall".. but its still a private thing.. most people don't go around staring at the other guy, etc.

Another private function (mostly private anyway) is masturbating. So where is the masturbation station? Now.. in a dorm, the bathroom isnt the place.. its bad enough farting while on the can. Now.. its not too bad for guys tho.. girls arent as quick and I am not sure if standing up is all that easy for a girl.

Anyway.. I wanna eat. I cant make a complete thought anyway.

Why do I like this photo? I like it for more of an artistic reason.. I like the use of the motorcycle mirror. Props to the photographer.