Masturbation Station

PAPPY. Here's a good list of places where I've taken head, just to give you an idea of risky business:

• Crowded movie theater
  Even better is that it was during "George of the Jungle".
• Taco Bell restaurant
• Public library reading room
• LioConvoy's house
  More than once, and two different people.
• Dorm room
  While my roommate was asleep in his bed and he woke up as I nutted all over the girl's face.
• In my car
  It isn't that great, really.
• Branford Point
  While a bunch of morons were partying down on the beach.
• Barnes & Noble, and not the bathroom
• At Walt's package store in ghetto New Haven
  Mwa ha ha!

I think there's more, too, but I can't remember at the moment. And I'm sure other people have much better records. I'm especially proud of the library though, since the librarian saw us and either didn't care or was too embarrased to do anything. Heh.