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Post by:Pappy

First, before I get to the mail I first want to say a few things.

  1. Look at each post. Next to each author's name is a little link that says 'email'. This is a FORM. You can use that, and it's pretty anonymous. You don't have to necessarily fill in your real address.

  2. I really dig 'Seven Nations' (the band). It's awesome. Bagpipes in a scottish rock band (they're not from scotland tho.. not quite). This means they play a variety of music.. from jigs to reels to normal rock. They use a variety of bagpipes too.. from the normal highland to the smallpipes. Fiddle in there too. If you would like to send me a CD, I'd love that.

  3. Sony Vaios rock. Sure, they're fucking expensive.. like.. way overpriced. But they are FANTASTIC. Mine is a PIII750 with 128mb of RAM. I already have a Sony camcorder and I love the firewire software for the laptop (my PII400 desktop has shitty software for its firewire card). I am not a sony junky tho.. but think what you want.

Okay, to mail:

Date: 27 Mar 2001 21:28:35 -0500
From: Roger 
Subject: I LIKE BUTT PLUGS

PAPPY-

I AM A STRAIGHT MALE WHO LIKES BUTT PLUGS.  I RUN AN ADULT WEB SITE
DEDICATED TO STRAPON LUST.  PLEASE LINK TO MY SITE.

MY SITE CONTAINS PHOTOS OF MEN ENGAGED IN ANAL SEX WITH WOMEN WHO ARE
USING STRAPON DILDOS, WHICH ARE AVAILABLE IN OUR ONLINE STORE.  PLEASE
SEND ME YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS AND I WILL SEND YOU A FREE STRAPON AND CD
CONTAINING HUNDREDS OF HOT ANAL PHOTOS.

http://www.strappedon.com

ALSO, CHECK OUT STRAPON.COM AND SEXMISTRESS.COM

Messed up.. but if you like it, you like it.. I don't care. I find the ejaculating butt plug a little weirder than women strapping on a dildo and fucking a guy in the ass. I don't exactly see where the fun is tho.

Date: 26 Mar 2001 04:11:59 -0500
From: 
Subject: ur site sux

y do u keep ur site?

if i c u on my stret ever i will beat u.  u r a homo.  i cant beleive
u r not in jale.

If you need a translation, here:

Why do you keep your site? If I see you on my street ever I will beat you. You are a homosexual. I can't believe you are not in jail

I dont even know what ot say to that.

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