MacGuyver and Xtina

Why do the beautiful always die so young? I never knew MacGuyver, but I could tell he was the kind of guy who would make everyone smile the second he entered a room. He was the kind of guy who didn't mind sharing his happiness with anyone. He also seemed like a guy who made everyone feel comfortable and relaxed when he was around. It's very sad to know he has passed away. =(

On another note, my advanced computer aging systems have taken many complaints from the populace. Apparently, a large percentage of the people think that Christina Aguilera needs to gain some weight. My advanced computer aging system has rendered a picture of her with a significant amount of extra pounds, to prove to these people that she looks fine as is: