Lunch in Virginia, Hotel Room TV

In category:Life
Post by:Pappy

Well, I am currently in Virginia for a little lunch meeting (yea, it sounds rediculous, eh? Take a 3 hour flight and spend two nights in a swank hotel just for lunch? Anyway, its an interesting experience and I've learned a lot. Hotel TV sucks, even in a nice hotel. I didn't buy any pay per view pornos or anything (yet).. for $8, I don't want softcore crap.

I am going to take a walk to the movie theatre nearby soon to watch "The Art of War", the Wesley Snipes movie I think. I've been watching VH1 so far.. and discovered three things: I want to see the next Jamie Foxx movie and the lead singer for Three Doors Down looks like he's half retarded. He just has a funny look. The last thing I learned was that Lynnette Cole (Miss USA) makes a HORRIBLE host for Rock Across America. I'd change the channel, but there is nothing on.. figures HBO sucks when I have the time to watch it.

The other thing I have been doing is chatting on AOL. I subscribed to it yesterday for the free month since I don't have dialup normally and wanted to stay connected while away. I am amazed at the number of females on the thing.. I was last on AOL six years ago, and the only girls were guys pretending to be girls. I think I'm going to keep the service and use the bring-your-own-access method because their access services blow fat chunks. It took me less than 15 minutes to find two girls in the Richmond, VA area last night, one of which was kind enough to pick me up on her way to work to take me downtown (the car rental company didn't let me pickup a car since I am not 25.. the assholes). I personally thing people are too trusting, including me for even getting into the car of this chick who was so very nice. I also found several girls who go to school at UMASS..

Anyway, I guess I'm really bored.

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