Listen up you primitive screwheads...

Hello, Hello, Hello...

It's that time of year again, the air is warmer, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping... that's right, It's only one month away from Lio's Birthday!!!  And what is this year's theme you might ask?  It's none other than Lio's BIG ASS  MUD WRASSLIN' PARTY.

Now, I know this announcement is useless because most of you live on the other side of the fuckin' country, just thought I'd let you know...