Legally Blonde

Ok... I will own up to liking some gay shit... musicals, love 'em... The trailer for the new Twilight movie, sure... Six Feet Under, addicted... Double Vaginal Penetration... if I'm feeling saucy. HOWEVER, I have never, at any time, indicated I enjoyed Legally Blonde. The 'spoon looks like a Gremlin and she terrifies me, I have no idea how my man crush Ryan Phillipe threw her the bone for so long. The only reason why I tolerated her in Walk the Line was because June Carter Cash was equally annoying in real life. I'd rather sit through a dinner out with Elaine without the aid of a 32 oz. Old Fashioned than watch that movie.

However, xx, you are a girl and I do not expect you to comprehend the wonder and majesty that is Highlander. Calliander on the other hand... well I can hardly trust your opinion on anything awesome in cinema since it was recently revealed that you have apparently "always" loved Dirty Dancing. I cannot expect anyone who is both Swayze Crazy and has a penis to realize the awesomeness of Highlander.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.