I WANT TO SCREW, COME OVER.

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Post by:Pappy

I was just going through my email and found this, which was accidentally sent to one of my domains just after I bought it.

MY PARENTS JUST WENT OUT FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND.
I WANT TO SCREW, COME OVER.  I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH
YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND AGAIN, I AM SO HORNY.  MELISSA
AND I WERE WATCHING THE NEIGHBORS FUCK LAST NIGHT.
WE SAT AND RUBBED OUR TWATS TOGETHER.  BRING SOME GUYS,
I WANT HARD DICK.  DONT BRING TED BECAUSE HE WILL CUM
IN HIS PANTS AGAIN BEFORE I GET A GO.

I HATE GUYS SOMETIMES DONT U??  IF A BANANA DIDNT MUSH
SO EASILY I WOULDNT NEED A GUY.  IF I COULD HIDE A DILDO
I WOULD GET ONE.  I LOVE GUYS WHO CAN SUCKLE AND DONT
WANT TO GO STRAIGHT FOR THE FUCKIN.  I WISH I HAD A
BOYFRIEND LIKE YOURS WHO IS WILLING TO HAVE A GIRL STICK
HER FINGER UP HIS ASS.  WERE ONLY 15, I WILL HAVE PLENTY
OF TIME TO FIND A GUY LIKE THAT.

ASH
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