High risk solo-sex

In category:Life
Post by:Pappy

I should be posting more frequently, but time is an issue. MC is in Connecticut visiting Wilson, Devlin has a girlfriend, and she has her house to herself for still another week. So basically I've been out and about. Tonight tho, we were at Devlin's place just hanging around.

We happened to start talking about masturbation, as any 18-20 year old does. I realized that I have not been taking advantage of the opportunities around me to wack off in more high risk places (meaning, somewhere besides one's own house). Devlin has a much more impressive list than any of us, including:

  • In saunas
  • In locker rooms (alone)
  • While driving
  • In a public pool
  • In a hotel jacuzzi
  • And many more that he would not appreciate getting posted by me, he can do it himself if he desires

So now I need to add to my list. Now, I didn't list some of his more daring escapades, but let me just say... they're fucking out there. So I need to my small list which only really includes:

  • A hotel room I thought was mine, but afterwards I realized it wasnt and went back to my room (I never heard from the real occupant, nor did I make an attempt to pay for the porn rental on the PPV)
  • A woman's hotel room I was next to.. not really alone, and I sorta accepted cash -In the ceiling of my high school (there was crawl space)

Now, I've had plenty of opportunities to do it on planes, trains, automobiles, public places, other people's private places, inside and outside. So shall build a list of places to build up.

Wilson kept quiet the whole time because he didn't feel like admitting to the gay orgies, times while he was watching his neighbor's grandfather, and the times he snuck into other people's houses. MC also kept quiet, but she was half asleep, but we all know about the times while she was in class, in the car, behind the gas station, in the porn store, and of course babysitting.. and Devlin's girlfriend is in denial about the whole thing.

It's funny, because receiving blow jobs in odd places is far more difficult than just masturbating, but its so much more common to have received a blow job some place weird. Go figure.

Also, while we're on odd topics, I have been doing a lot of newsgroup reading (both porn and not porn). I found an odd group.. called something like alt.sex.pictures.barbie, which sounds innocent enough, but it contains photos of barbie DOLLS with other dolls having sex or whatever. Most look quite old, and I don't get why its worth having.. can't you just buy your own dolls and position them yourself?? Here are two:

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