Happy Day of Murdering Fowl!

Hey shitbags, happy Thanksgiving! What's everyone doing?

I've got some turkey breast I'm going to prepare, some potatoes, some mixed veggies, and rice pilaf that I'll be making tonight. I'm sure I'll be able to eat a third of it if I'm lucky.

Tomorrow will be glorious, though, as I start my day by WAKING UP AROUND 10AM, then DEPOSITING MONEY INTO A BANK and then STAYING HOME. I will laugh at all of the mindless American sheep who cram themselves into malls and stores to get fucked in the ass by retailers. Oh, man, it will be superb. I'll probably work on my story a bit.

How many of you douche nozzles are going to look for the hottest deals on shit you don't need?