Good Lord...

All you guys need to calm down and relax.

1. Calliander - Stop chasing after every damn girl you meet. You're only setting yourself up for heartbreak after heartbreak doing this. If you're not happy being single for a while, then, well, I don't know what to tell you.
2. Caniprokis - Shut the fuck up. And you don't like football.
3. Lio - Please, do yourself a favor and lose all the weight for yourself. The age where people like us have to be pissed at the entire world is OVER. Don't revert back to the Lio that I knew in high school. The women you dated, especially the Satanic Demon Bitch, were never worth your time. You settled for less than you deserved, and you paid for it with your testicles. Use this weight loss as a chance to start again. Don't use it as a means for revenge. Use it to find the person that's actually out there for you.

So Speaks The Gatekeeper...So It Shall Be!