Going Nowhere

Hey, I'm finally back! Not that it matters.

Well, if you're unstable like me, maybe you've been paying attention to the hellhole known as Twitter. I operate in read-only mode since Elon "Free Speech" Musk banned my account. (It's funny because I never used it to post anyway.) I figure it's somewhat worthwhile to keep tabs on what's happening there, somewhat because news does still perpetuate quicker on Twitter and somewhat to watch it slowly melting while deriving a little bit of schadenfreude.

Anyway, the political side of things is a sludgy mess. The liberal grifters are awful and the conservative wastes of space are even worse. Both of them are in some kind of coked-up, irresponsible death drive into a wall, Wile E. Coyote style, with their daily darlings.

The standard nonsense is going on in the background (drag shows, bank collapse) but boy are the conservatives really focusing on the useless Hunter Biden investigations. Ever since that bullshit laptop materialized they have not shut up and now it's at a fever pitch. Jim Jordan, a known possessor of at least 20TB of child pornography, has found and will find nothing of any real substance. Sure, idiot conservatives are going to flap around and overreact to every little detail because that's what they do best. But, like Benghazi, we taxpayers will get nothing for the money spent on such a worthless topic.

But let me be clear: Holy shit liberals are the most naïve sycophants right now. I honestly don't know how conservatives think these mindless MSNBC parrots and smarmy grifters would even be capable of the nefarious plots that get attributed to them.

I'm, of course, talking about hashtag indictment watch.

That topic is a clogged toilet full to the brim with crap. Fucking hell.

The Hunter Biden stuff may also be going nowhere, but at least that's a in progress thing. These cock goblins have been saying, "Trump's goose is cooked!" for 8 years now. They cling to every little Tweet with Trump in an orange jumpsuit. "But the DA of [place] is going to indict him!" No, the DA of [place] isn't. It's been the same song and dance for all eight years and for decades before that.

The man is untouchable and has shaken literally everything off. Yet these lemmings keep pushing forward.

"Any day now!"

"I got the champagne ready!"

"Jack Smith's gonna take Trump down!"

I can't wait for Twitter to finally implode. Combine that with Meta's layoffs and maybe social media will finally die the undignified death it rightfully deserves. Because, like Hunter Biden's laptop and the nonexistent Trump indictments, it's going nowhere.

EDIT MID-JULY 2023: Whew was I wrong, eh? I'm not upset about it, of course, but I was really off!