Gatekeeper is a load that should have been swallowed

Gatekeeper I was joking. J-O-K-I-N-G. Maybe I should have put at the end so any walking ballsacks reading the site wouldn't get their panties in a bunch. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, you're living in a dorm at your parent's expense and not in Branford, you must always be right. Pappy made it clear that he didn't want flame wars on the site and you said you understood Pappy's wishes about the site. I figured that meant you'd stop being an asshole, I guess I was wrong. Is it because I said negative things about your Lord and savior Dr. Atkins? Or do you just not realize that constantly spewing your "shut the fuck up" catchphrase at people might make them want to point out what a douchebag you're being? Whatever the reason, I'll respectfully ask you (again) to stop being an asshole.