Fucking Beautiful

Just watched "The Whole Nine Yards" again with Lio Convoy and SpoDudeZ0r. That's a great film. If you haven't seen it, definitely do so. But fucking... man... words just can't describe how hot Amanda Peet is in this movie. I mean, she's normally just pretty fucking hot, but there's something about her in this movie that just sends your cock through the roof. I'd love to just fuck her in Florida on one of those hot & humid nights so that we both sweat a lot and curse profusely throughout the entire thing. On a waterbed, too. Or something equally undulate-able. If that's even a word. God damn. Damn. Dee-yam. Fuck.

Fucking hot. But yeah, I understand what Pappy's saying to some extent. Like, I generally don't forget names I'm just really uncomfortable calling people by their name. I can't explain why that is, but someone might say, "See you next class, Mike!" and I can't say, "See you too, Jamie!" It's just, "See you too!" or whatever, depending on the situation. I wonder why that is? Even with my girlfriends, I never really addressed them by their names. It was always something else. With you guys it's different, because I'm comfortable around you all, but with people I'm not wholly secure with it's different. You'd think it would be the other way around...

Well, anyone who wants to go down to Florida with us close to the middle of August (while Lio is on his two week vacation), get some tickets. We're gonna go down and stay with Bean and Bloody (who isn't locked up in a North Carolina prison) and partake in some scandalous Orlando hos. It'll be fun. Good night.

Calliander - keepin' it fresh since '21, you suckas!