Fuck That Pussy

So for the past few nights I've been hearing faint noises which, sometimes, sound like people having sex. You know - moaning, shouting, etc. Whatever, I thought. No big deal, people have sex all of the time.

Last night I had to do my laundry. I'm on the ground floor and the area with the washing machines is upstairs so I have to walk up there. When you get to the top of the stairs, you can see directly across to the apartments next door. Now, usually you see people walking by, to and from their apartments or whatever, you know? Last night, as I crested the stairs, I glanced across the way and something caught my eyes:

A big, fat black man standing there and his heavyset wife/girlfriend giving him a blowjob.

The window was wide open, so my view wasn't obstructed in the least. When I realize what I'm looking at, the black dude gives me a thumbs up. I mean, what the fuck? Who gives anyone a thumbs up when they catch you getting blown? But he did. And I quickly turned to go to the laundry room. I did what I needed to do there and quickly scurried back downstairs.

Forty-five minutes later, I had to go back up to switch loads and carry some dried stuff down with me. The thought never entered my mind that Biggie and his boo could still be going at it. Therefore, upon reaching the second floor, I nearly dropped the laundry basket at the sight that awaited me:

The heavyset girlfriend, palms on the glass, getting fucked from behind by him while he pulls her hair and slaps her, probably on her ass, and she suddenly screams, "Ooh yeah! Fuck that pussy! FUCK THAT PUSSY!"

Her flabby boobs were flopping back and forth along with her gut, it was just gross. I mean, hey, to each his own. If they enjoy sex, who am I to get all upset? But man, I wanted to retch. I was saved only by the fact that I could recognize the humor of the situation they'd put me in. I found myself chuckling a bit at the fact. But still, it was really fucking strange.