Free stuff and good times.

Wow. A free strap on. Its great to see that there are still philanthropic sex shop owners out there in a cruel world of over-priced plastic phalluses. It may seem like a tempting offer, but I suggest that you decline it.

I had no idea that you got e-mails like that. By the way, I would just like to say that I do not understand what the point of a BMW is. I mean what good are they? I certainly can't figure them out. It seems to be some sort of metal box with wheels fixed to it. Odd.

That second e-mail, however, it looks as if hunch wrote it. I'd like to respond to that one, actually:

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How's that for a rejoinder. Do you really get mail that often, Pappy? I don't think that any of us have gotten any mail so far. Which is okay with me. I bet that will change after we start making fun of the people who send mail. The benevolent sex shop owners of the world may start e-mailing us left and right. Although I welcome any e-mails from the BMW coroporation.