Fliptango!

First: These bean-isms were okay at first, but now they're just sucky and stupid.

Second.. wanna learn more about marrying your cousin? Check out this site. God knows why you want to marry your cousin, but whatever.

I'm up too late. I hope I get a couple of hours sleep. School work sucks.

Gay men are pros at keeping their bowels clean. I mean.. aren't they? They eat salad to keep things clear and such right? Is it only salads?

Girls who sit alone on the weekend have no right to bitch come Monday about being alone. Fucking.. do something about it. If you don't have a boyfriend and never go out, its your fault (unless everyone hates you.. which is probably your fault too). You need to give your number out or talk to people or do anything.

A totally unrelated subject: Next year I am moving off campus.. but now I don't know where I'll be living or who with. Levres and Wilson have been acting a little odd in the past two weeks, and all I know is that I don't want to live with the two of them when they are acting like they have been. Shrug.

I need new shoes.

NEed. more. time.

Oh.. and fucking.. SPELL IT WITH ME:

M-A-C-G-Y-V-E-R..

It is not Macguyver or Mcgyver or Mcguyver. It is Macgyver. Everyone at the Phoenix Foundation knew it, as did Jack Dalton and Penny. Even Murdock could get it right. YOU CAN TOO, ASSFACE.