Don't you remember Madison?

Caniprokis, don't you remember that night we went to Madison, Wisconsin to see Lewis Black? And he asked if anyone had been in a war and you told him that story? Do you remember what he said after that? He was right, too. He said:

IT'S NEVER HAPPENED!

Stop it! You were never in Danang; you couldn't even tell a VC from someone born in Osaka, Japan! Now be quiet.