DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!!!

Good christ man... I mean, I saw her the other day and didn't think she'd gotten that big... but holy christ... that tank top's screamin' "Lindsay, I DON'T FIT YOU!!!" She's a land monster! When is she going to go all "binge & purge"? I mean, she did this once before and got skinny again... I mean... please... for the first time I can't say "Fuck yeah, I'd break my dick of in Calliander's sister's ass..." Meh... who am I kidding... I'm desperate enought that I'd still probably hit it. On that note, I'm gonna go eat a bullet. Thank you... Goodnight... Fuck...