Dear Husband,

I did not make fun of Sean Connery in Highlander. Well, ok, I did, but it's not like I was singling him out. I made fun of every character in every scene. That movie was a piece of crap, surpassed only by the crappy sequel. But it was even GOOD laughable crap. I felt like I was told "Go in this room, there's lots a treasure!!!" but when I got there the treasure was a giant pile of crap that I still can't get off my shoes.