Damn Every Last One of You

It really pisses me off when you say I like those "Feed the Children" chicks just because I don't find it completely disgusting if a woman is reclining and you can see her ribs. So you can suck my cock, you penis maven. Lick it, suck it, put my balls on your chin, and have a hell of a time, assfuck. Drink gallons of my man juice, dammit.

I like skinny girls. I don't especially prefer scrawny girls but they're better than a girl who is quite overweight (i.e: it'd be terrible either way, but I'd go with Calista Flockhart over Cathryn Manheim). Like, I'd much rather have an average to skinny chick. With fat chicks, though, it's not a matter of preference. I never said to myself, "You know, I won't settle for a girl who is somewhat overweight," when I first got interested in girls. I am unable to settle. A 5'5" girl who weighs over 250 could be the nicest young lady in the world, with the most pleasant voice and the smartest in her class or something else desirable; I still wouldn't be able have any sort of relationship with her other than just friends. I can't even tell you why, I just get turned away by extra weight.

Take, for instance, Lio and I's mutual friend Verde. She's a nice girl and all, but when I met her I instantly ruled out any sort of intimate relationship with her. Purely because she is fat. She's not obese, or even very fat, but she is fat. She's got quite a lot of extra pounds. Now that's fine for Lio, or SpoDudeZ0r, or anyone else who isn't shallow and doesn't mind that stuff. I can even look past some of her other "imperfections". But for me, something just prevents me from even being witty or flirty if a girl is heavy. Something makes me not want any role in that girl's life. I can't even tell you what it is.

I simply can't expand my horizons. And the worst part is that I know it's bullshit and yet I can't do a thing about it. Dammit. There are plenty of women who are large and like me, I'm aware of this, this is not something I didn't know. Nothing I can do, though. If I could, I would.