CUNT

I've come to realize people are waaaay too sensitive about words. Case in point. Last night I was on the phone with Krisha. We were talking about how she and Spo hooked up much to my chagrin. I said something to the effect of "Yeah, that little antic landed you on my cunt list". And she was all like "How could you say that! That's the worst thing you could call a woman! Why did you pretend like you liked me when you hated me!" And I was like "No, I still liked you... I just thought you were a cunt at the time. You can think of a girl as a cunt and still not hate her." So she asked me to get an impartial judge.

Around this time some random girl walks into our apartment... our next door neighbor I think. She was talking, and I was like, "Excuse me, can you settle an arguement for me? Can you call a girl a cunt and not hate her?" She got this shitty look on her face and was like "I hate that word... So no!" and fluttered off.

I guess little instances like this are the reason I don't have a girlfriend... It takes a special kind of woman to understand me and the things I say. I'm so freakin' smooth... hehehehe