Caniprokis?

Damn it. Caniprokis' current away message on AIM is a lie:

I vow, lest I die tomorrow...
You'll never be the father I am. The bastard father to
The thousands of the ugly, criticized, the unwanted. The
Ones with fathers just like you. We're fucking you back.
I'm shoving my life right down your throat. Can I
Find the guts? Can I feel the heart? Look at the
Ground as you choke me up, does it taste like tequila?
Or failure?
We're fucking you back.
-pantera 25 years

That's a blatant lie. Everybody knows that EVERY Pantera song has the following lyrics:

Woof woof woof wooooofffff!
WOOOFFFOOFOOO WOOOOFFFF!
Woof! Woof! Woof! WOOF WOOF!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Good afternoon. Heh.

Calliander, keepin' it fresh since '21, you suckas!