Calliander's sister...

Yeah man... that sounds like a real problem. You should sell her to me. I'll put her to work, ya know, cleaning the Filth Hole when I'm gone and performing fellatio on me when I'm there. Between the steady regiment of good fucking I'd give her, and the cleaning I'd force her to do, she'd be bound to lose some weight.

I'm not joking... I really want to hit it with your sister. I know she's not right in the head, but I like 'em like that... nice and screwed up. Plus I doubt she's gotten that huge. I also lifted the ban on her in the Filth Hole a while ago. Part of that ban was the Demon Queen's doing, she owned my soul at the time and didn't want me associating with her. The official reason for the ban was that SisterOfCalliander exposed my parents' marriage as a sham... I was originally upset by that, but the older I get, the more I realize that I would have figured it out eventually.

So... yeah... much anal love for Calliander's sister...

Uhm.. LioConvoy out