Calliander's Breast Ratings, Episode One!

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Calliander's Breast Ratings! On this first installment, it will be necessary for me to explain what's going on. First, I cruise around looking for pictures where you can clearly see the size of a woman's chest. I download these images, ponder them for a while, then decide whether or not those breasts are good. I will then post them, in five part installments, on here. Yes, folks, I have way too much time on my hands! Enjoy!

This first young lady is someone we all know, and possibly love (unless you're a woman, then you're jealous of her). Let's give her a hand, though!

Lookin' good. Our next contestant, and all after her, are anonymous women from the web. Let's see what she gets!

Pretty nice titties there, honey!

Ohhh, so sad. Maybe she shouldn't have put her picture up here. Let's continue on...

Not too shabby! In fact, kind of far from shabby! And our last young lady for today is next. Let's see...

Yikes! What does she eat? Air? Well, that's all for today, folks. Stay tuned for the next terribly exciting episode!

Applause.