Calliander

Okay, that's nice. You know what? Why aren't I the most hated poster? Have these asshole people refrained from reading my bio? Well, in case you cockholders haven't, here's a little information for you. I hate you. If you come to this site and read our posts, then get pissed off and e-mail Pappy, you deserve to have an enormous cock rammed down your throats and then have that same cock spew gallons of manly love juice all over your faces. Fuckers. I hope every one of you gets mowed down by one of those angsty Columbine-type kids with an AK-47. And if you do anything to my quality ratings, I'll be at your houses with my fellow athiests to burn your bibles. Have a sense of humor instead of acting like there's a stick up your asses! Motherfuckers.

Don't worry, I didn't forget about the Bean-ism. It just might be a bit late.