Blow Jobs ‘n Stuff…

I gotta side with Pappy on this one. I mean yer sittin' there gettin' yer BJ on and like you realize the drapes are open. But what are you gonna do stop a good old fashioned knob schlopping just to close them? Fuck no, you're gonna concentrate on busting a phat nut in her face! Now what happens when some nerdy cracker spies you gettin' a BJ? Well, you could fuck up your groove and throw covers over yourself and make a mad dash to close the blinds. But that lacks a certain panache. You're other option is to swing that shit with a rockstar flair and give the man thumbs up!

It's like that time when I was just about to put the spurs to that skank Sherri, and but I didn't have any rubbers. Then the next day I decided I need some profos, and who's manning the registers but DJ Bartley. Well, I could have just hidden my eyes sulked out of the store pretending I didn't know DJ. But I just decided to march up on the counter smack those babies down and just be all like "Yup, Buyin' some raincoats." And then I walked out of the store.

Now, I gotta say, I love that this site is so simple that I can view it on my phone's mobile web. It really does brighten my day. I nearly lost my shit in the cafeteria when reading Calliander's post. And yes Calliander, I realize I'd be able to see all my web sites if I had an iPhone, however the iPhone has a very distinct niche market of people who think they're too good for a real phone, but are too stupid to use a real PDA. And what the shit is up with that comercial for the iPhone where that stupid guido's all like "used to carry a phone to make my calls on, a camera, a phone to txt and email on, and an MP3 player" What the shit? Has this stupid asshole not heard of... OH WAIT!!! ANY PHONE MADE IN THE LAST 2 FUCKING YEARS!!!! Christ maybe this butt pirate can borrow a man purse from one of those little fuck job sodomites having a sweet sixteen party.

And I have to side with Calliander when he says "your mom is racist"