Being sick sucks

So I'm sick and it is no fun. I didn't go to any classes today which isn't too bad, but attendance is required for some of my classes which sucks and now I will lose points which sucks unless I go to Health Services. Let me just note that the last time I went to Health Services, it was because I had to pee all the time and I thought I had a urinary tract infection. They gave me shit that me made pee neon orange and told me I may or may not be pregnant, but they didn't test for it. THANK YOU. I digress, I don't want to go to Health Services but I don't want to lose points because some bitch of a Spanish professor thinks her class is so important. Required attendance makes me want to skip to just to sptie them! I digress again. I'm sick. I have a sore throat, my ears hurt, I'm all stuffed up, I'm tired and I'm very cranky. I also think I have anemia, arrhythmias, scarlet fever, mono, mumps, measles, rhubella, polio, muscular dystrophy, parkinson's disease, lou gehrig's disease, thyroid problems, gingivitis, cold sores, maybe oral herpes, HIV, the clap, crabs, a broken toe, a urinary tract infection, floating knee cap, ear infections, tumors, lots of tumors everywhere, breast cancer, brain cancer, ovarian cancer, uteran cancer, skin cancer, prostate cancer, lung cancer, asthma, bronchitis, inflamed lungs, sinus pressure, strep throat, headache, a nasty zit on my leg, dizziness, acne, bacne, and sacne, snot dripping out of one nostril and a stuffed up other nostril, and I am fat and may be pregnant. Yes, that about sums it up. If I can think of. I'm delusional and I'm tired, but I want to see Stone so I'm going to get my lazy ass in gear and go take a shower...maybe with Wilson. Maybe that will make me feel better. Want to know one thing I really hate about being sick? My nose is stuffed up so if I want to breathe I have to breathe with my mouth. So when I eat, I can either chew with my mouth open (rude) or suffocate (dangerous). I'm going out to eat with Pappy (I love you Pappy and I'm sorry that you won't be spending as much time with me, Wilson, and Preacherman), Stone (the infamous Stone), and Wilson. My apoligies now for my rude table manners. As a side note (I think all my medications have finally gotten to me) I would like to say to Caniprokis and Arcee, you all are fantastic. I hope you had a good weekend, sorry we couldn't do more. I don't think you should have bothered washing the sheets. My roommate is not in my highest esteem right now, so I really wouldn't have minded. Speaking of which, for all of you interested in the small town soap opera that I spoke of in my second post, my roommate who was engaged to a guy for over 3 years, had a 1/2 carat diamond ring and everything, broke it off with him last week. Not at that interesting you say? Well, now she is fucking his best friend who happens to be nearly thirty years old, has braces, and sleeps with his hat on. She's already had one pregnancy scare with the new dude! Oh, and the guy that she broke up with, that's who she was living with. She's now homeless. AND if you remember anything about Dave, David, Pam, Ass the whole thing from my small town, Ass finally dumped Dave. I am not upset. Well I don't like to see her hurting, but I think it was two steps in the right direction. That's all for now. 1212 Out.