That is all.

St00n

I couldn't figure out how to embed this - the video for the new Jay-Z/Kanye song that is good - but the video for the new Jay-Z/Kanye song is good.

Also, this article is a great outline of why we need ~5% inflation for the next few years.

The cigar I'm smoking right now tastes like pepperoni flavored tequila.

St00n

I'm looking at getting a road bike to supplement my all-purpose Trek 7.1FX. Here are the ones I like in order of preference. They are all expensive but well worth it.

Jamis Xenith ~$1800
This one has a carbon fiber composite frame and full carbon fork. DC19 wheels with Zaffiro 700c tires. Derailleur and shifters are Shimano.

Trek Madone 6.7SSL (custom) ~$6700
This is from Trek's site where you can make your own. Composite frame, mostly SRAM and Bontrager.

Look 566 105 ~$3000
The frame is a special mix and made with a unique process. Everything on the bike is Shimano.

Time VRS Vibraser ~$5000
A full carbon frame and fork. All of the major stuff is SRAM and Time makes their own pedals, stems and wheels.

Tough choices...

Barry Lyndon, I like it. I had a great time on Saturday - thank you all for coming up. Spo, I am sorry you missed it, but you've got to handle your business, I appreciate that.

Punch is fucking awesome. Next time we get together in Branford, I'll make another one.

Perhaps it might be the...

....Pineapple Bola?
....Ye Olde Gossip's Bowle?
....Imperial Arrack Punch?

Or something else? Who knows.

One suggestion:

Paths of Glory: Tawny port and a nice Islay malt scotch.

So after inventing the Barry Lyndon the other night I decided that I should start making cocktails out of whiskey products and grape based liquors. Then I should start naming them after Kubrick films. Anyone can feel free to add to this list.

Eyes Wide Shut - cheap red wine and Red Stag
The Shining - cheap brandy and corn whiskey
Full Metal Jacket - cognac and Jack Daniels

That's all I have right now.

St00n

At last I have my own Adebisi figure, he can now rape my other GI Joes.

Check this shit out...

http://toynewsi.com/news.php?catid=131&itemid=13998

the war on drugs is a war on people. People like me and u. What I decide to put in my body should he my choice. Fuck anybody who says different.

Well, it certainly took long enough (8 years to be precise) but I am now amongst the driving ranks.  That's right, you heard that correctly!  Since none of you guys are around to cart my sorry ass all over hell's half acre, I finally had to go out and get my own wheels... DICKS!  I've been relearning how to drive for the past few months, and Friday, I get my own car.  Now what type of wheels would a smooth pimp daddy like myself be tooling around in, you ask?  A slick ass '94 Cavalier station wagon... I have dubbed it...  THE SEX WAGON.  Be warned disbelievers!

Dear sweet mother of Jesus, that's the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my life. Who was it that was with me in the car when I said that I wanted to do something like that with a truck? Damn, that's sweet. I want one!

Knaa'mean?

Property of Poseur.4x4.org

This post is in honor of Stone gettin' a new ride. But also because my lil sis found something interesting...astounding...and beautiful. She found this site.

www.poseur.4x4.org/

THE ULTIMATE POSEUR SPORT UTILITY PAGE!! "As Seen On NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw." This is for those of you who actually like SUVs (also known as, Screwed Up Vehicle s, on the site) and for those of you who don't.

This page is a great laugh, and I think very well done. The pictures are so "breathtaking," I almost WANT one of those (oh beautious Kenworth) to roll over me. But I know alot of you will especially like Why Driving an SUV is Rude to other Drivers... Number one on the list, sometimes you just feel that way. And...*drum roll* I know Calliander'll love this...(see Poseur Sightings)The lovely Expedition with... hydraulics!! Like the man said, if the kids don't want to get out of the vehicle when they get to school, flip a few switches and dump'em out! Haha, Enjoy!

"I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out."
~Arthur Hays Sulzberger

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- A quadriplegic has sued a strip club, charging that it violates the Americans with Disabilities Act because the lap dance room does not have wheelchair access.

Edward Law sued the Wildside Adult Sports Cabaret last month after visiting the West Palm Beach club in May and June.

The lap dance room is only accessible by a short flight of stairs, according to the suit. It also alleges that the counter around the stage where strippers dance is too high, making it difficult for Law to see the stage and set down his drinks.

This is an industry that is high profit and knows about ADA and is ignoring it,'' attorney Anthony Brady Jr. told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. I have no sympathy for them violating ADA.''

Law also sued another West Palm Beach strip club, The Landing Strip. He charges both clubs with violating ADA standards for bathrooms and parking spaces.

The suit seeks an unspecified amount of money in attorney's fees and asks that the clubs comply with federal disability standards.

Bret Rudowsky, Wildside's general manager, said Law could have received a lap dance elsewhere in the club.

Law declined to comment. He has also recently filed ADA lawsuits against an Orlando restaurant and a Daytona Beach Harley-Davidson motorcycle shop.

Okay, what the fuck is a quadriplegic going to do with a lap dance? I can sort of appreciate the whole sue-tastic aspect of being a quadriplegic, but, I wonder if this guy picked out this specific case for practical joke purposes. Quadriplegic...lap dance...quadriplegic...lap dance...

Stone

Ya know... I can't remember when Calliander got the Grand Ma... but I can remember all of the wonderful things we did with that car. Countless trips to Milford. Late night runs to Krauzers. It is because of the Grand Ma that there is even a filth hole. After all... How else would so many of the filth holers get there? So it is with the fondest memories, I bid you farewell Grand Ma.

So many happy memories created with the help of that car. I'm proud that I was beside it in that picture.

The Grand Am truly am grand.

In memoriam,

Stone

Don't worry, Lio. The Grandma may be gone, but it will live on in our hearts. I also took the cool CD player and the good speakers out of her and on Tuesday they will be transplanted into the Rollerskate... OF DEATH!

I know it isn't the Box of Death, but it is the same company... And it may be like a new car... but still. Fear not, my friends. We will survive.

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WHY GOD WHY!!!

do not ever ever again say anything but wonderfuly nice things about BMW's there better than you and there better than me they are THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE

PURE DRIVEING EXCITMENT!

Yea, doing something this summer would be cool. My vote is for camping. Just us, some drugs, and ticks. Oh, don't forget the video camera too.

Actually.. even simpler than camping. We have never done anything before that involved, so I don't think it would work to dive right in.. how about just a day at the beach? It would be quite a sight. A dozen out of shape guys (well.. all out of shape except Peps) pale as a newborn ass, awkwardly strolling around a beach in Rhode Island. Seriously, thats my vote. It would be fun.

Most of us are twenty-one or older, so throw booze into the picture and you've got some fun.

The other thing is a road trip. I don't know who is working or whatever... but just piling into a car, with tents and sleeping bags... spending a day driving and fighting about the radio.. Atlantic City is a good destination. It's not much of a road trip tho... not that far anyway. I think you can camp in that area.

Maybe head north... Vermont or something. Oh... I hear foxon is pretty exciting too.