SpoDudeZ0r

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6'3", 190lbs, short dark hair, Italian looking. People assume I'm gay sometimes because I haven't gone a day without showering at least once since the 40's, have farted twice in my 21 year existance, have silky smooth hands, and I sweat Old Spice, but I'm strizzzaight. Although if I went to prison I'd probably go gay after about a week, I need affection. Unless I was only in the joint for 6 months or something, then I'd wait but if I was in there for like 10 years I'd go get some nookie in the shower. Plus it's better to have a bitch in prison than be the bitch in prison, and I think the way it works is it's no fun to rape a guy in prison if he likes it. I'd act all butch and gay so no one would try to make me the prison slut, I think it'd work out. Speaking of sluts, why are there so many busted looking women making pornos? I'm so tired of these women that look like they were in the middle of the makeup store when a tornado hit, bodies so skinny their bones are poking out, huge fake boobs, and ugly faces. If I'm watching a porno I want to see cute real looking girls with real boobs, not some old skank that looks like she was created in a lab as inexpensively as possible. When I'm running the adult film industry there will be changes, mark my words.

I guess I'm just a regular laid back guy. I'm open minded, fascinated with theology, psychology, and spirituality even though I don't follow organized religions. I'm a huge baseball fan and I also love writing, music, movies, videogames, and working out. Well, not the working out itself but the feeling I get when I'm done. I blew out my shoulder while bench pressing about a year ago, which has stopped me from working out with weights but I'm having that surgically fixed soon which will be a very great thing for me. A few months ago my friend Krisha got me a Jack Russell Terrier/Beagle puppy that I named Gunther, and he's one of the best things that has ever happened to me, he's changed my whole outlook on life. I just turned 21 so soon I'll be Norm from Cheers, only not fat and not a Red Sox fan. I want to go from bar to bar as a pool hustler but first I need to get good at pool and get a slick old guy to fund the operation and teach me about vintage booze and stuff like that. And I need a sweet street name like Domino Spo or The Shotmeister. And I should brush up on my Tai Kwon Do in case some playa hata tries to kill me with a broken bottle.

  • Age: 21
  • Gender: Male
  • Sexual preference: Heterosexual
  • Marital status: I don't remember
  • Size of genitalia: I'm a horse!
  • Location: Branford
  • Drug of choice: Pornography

Interview With Gary Johnson

In category:Comedy

An Insult.org exclusive interview with the U.S. Presidential Candidate.

Gary Johnson

Editor's Note: It took several attempts but we here at Insult.org finally got him to agree to a phone interview that provides some insight into how he thinks. Our author, SpoDudeZ0r, got to talk with Mr. Johnson for a short time and really dug in on some important issues.

SpoDudeZ0r: Mr. Johnson, thank you so much for finally agreeing to an interview with us. We know a small site like ours seems dubious.

Johnson: Thank you for having me. I was doubtful at first but then I saw you got to hear from the real Hillary and truthful-ish Trump.

S: Just like with them, feel free to be completely honest today.

J: We'll see how I feel.

S: Let's first go over the big piece of ammo that is being used against you these days: Aleppo. What plans do you have?

J: Well, if you are up on the news you'll see that we are finally calling Russia out for their lack of commitment there. I would definitely take a hard line like that with Bashar al-Assad because he's partly responsible.

S: Sounds like you've really taken some time to investigate that situation.

J: I had to after the monumental screw up I made.

S: Now, you do get press for your constant attacks on Donald Trump. You've even called him a "pussy" on multiple occasions. Some might say you are soft on Hillary Clinton in comparison. What is your response to that?

J: I'll refer to my Twitter feed during the first debate for that. I think I hit her pretty hard, as well. While I'll go after Clinton with facts and figures, I have to appeal to the large child that is Trump with base insults. I've got more dirt on both of them, though.

S: Such as?

J: Hillary Clinton pours the milk into the bowl before her cereal. If she's eating a steak, she'll cut the whole thing up before she even takes a bite. Plus, she orders them well done. She hangs the toilet paper underhand. For some reason, she thinks, "What a Man," is a better song than, "Shoop." Donald Trump is stupid and ugly. He smells like if AXE Body Spray mated with one of those durian fruits. His wife and children are imbeciles, as well, who never completed their primary education.

S: I didn't know any of that. What about your other trip-up, with naming a foreign leader you admire?

J: As a Libertarian, I'm really not supposed to admire any foreign leaders, so I had trouble trying to find a way to say that.

S: Then you finally settled on Vicente Fox.

J: I figured he's a pretty likable guy, for the most part. He's got a cool name, a great smile, and a killer mustache.

S: If only you had come up with his name...

J: If we're being honest? I was super high during that town hall forum.

S: That provides some useful insight. We are almost out of time, so let me ask: Any final comments?

J: This November, don't vote for the lesser of two evils. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are similar evils. You can vote for a real, viable candidate like me. A candidate who makes mistakes like you do, but takes responsibility for them - unlike opponents. I've never run anything off of a private email server. I didn't run my companies into the ground and use that to avoid paying taxes. After two terms as New Mexico's governor, I left with a surplus and a great economy. Vote for me and let's have our best America yet!

S: Wonderful! Thanks for your time, Mr. Johnson.

J: Thanks for yours, too!

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Update

In category:Life

Hey all, here's what the current situation is as I understand it: Mike is in town and Stone is arriving this evening. Tonight we're going to try to hang out, Saturday is Mike's birthday dinner followed by more hanging out. Last night we played Castle Ravenloft at the Filth Hole and Aaron stubbornly fought a Dracolich. Aaron is set to run an awesome Dark Heresy game, and I'm set to run Shadowrun, Warhammer, or old-school D&D (Rules Cyclopedia). I've also got Castle Ravenloft, Last Night on Earth, and Doom in case we want to play something but don't have an RPG ready to go.

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Let’s stop turning men into pussies.

In category:Politics

4th Grader Punished For Bringing 2-Inch Lego Gun To School

"A tiny toy led to big trouble for one fourth-grade New York City boy.

Patrick Timoney, a 9-year-old student at PS 52 in Staten Island, N.Y., was in the school cafeteria Tuesday playing with LEGOs when he was taken to the principal’s office and threatened with suspension. One of his toys was a LEGO policeman that holds a 2-inch plastic gun. The school has a no-tolerance policy when it comes to toy guns."

Are we so determined to turn the next generation of men into sniveling pussies that we can't even let little boys play with Lego guns? Really? I say our society has been demonizing masculinity for long enough. Men are not women. Women are (theoretically) beautiful, nurturing, sensitive creatures. Men are aggressive and enjoy violence, because sometimes shit just needs to get done. It's in our genes. When we're children, we blow off steam by playing with toys. Forcing boys to not play with "violent" toys out of a fear of future violent behavior is like forcing boys to not masterbate out of a fear of future rapes; by taking away the testosterone release valve you're begging for the awful behavior you want to avoid. I say let boys play with toy guns and beat off, so they can grow up to be healthy men that know how to protect and satisfy their women.

And while we're talking about the pussification of men, what's the story with men actively watching American Idol? I regularly see men posting on Facebook about who they're rooting for on American Idol and it makes me clinch my asshole. It forces me to watch scenes from Predator on youtube to regain respect for my gender. Is it no longer politically correct for men to like sports? Has karaoke replaced sports as an acceptable male competition interest? Or, have men in our society been so neutered that we're just surrendering our balls?

The irony is that the women/gay guys who are forcing this cultural shift are not sexually attracted to the pussified assholes that they're creating; they still get hot watching men act like men, because they're wired to. Tonight I'm going to lift some weights before drinking vodka, playing loud Zeppelin riffs on my guitar, and watching a violent movie. My girlfriend will casually complain about it but she's not fooling anybody. She loves it.

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Dungeons & Dragons Banned In Prison

In category:Gaming

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/us/27dungeons.html

"Prisons can restrict the rights of inmates to nerd out, a federal appeals court has found.

In an opinion issued on Monday , a three-judge panel of the United States Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit rejected the claims in a lawsuit challenging a ban on the game Dungeons & Dragons by the Waupun Correctional Institution in Wisconsin.

The suit was brought by a prisoner, Kevin T. Singer, who argued that his First Amendment and 14th Amendment rights were violated by the prison’s decision to ban the game and confiscate his books and other materials, including a 96-page handwritten manuscript he had created for the game.

Mr. Singer, “a D&D enthusiast since childhood,” according to the court’s opinion, was sentenced to life in prison in 2002 for bludgeoning and stabbing his sister’s boyfriend to death.

Prison officials said they had banned the game at the recommendation of the prison’s specialist on gangs, who said it could lead to gang behavior and fantasies about escape.

Dungeons & Dragons could “foster an inmate’s obsession with escaping from the real-life correctional environment, fostering hostility, violence and escape behavior,” prison officials said in court. That could make it more difficult to rehabilitate prisoners and could endanger public safety, they said.

The court, which is based in Chicago, acknowledged that there was no evidence of marauding gangs spurred to their acts of destruction by swinging imaginary mauls, but it ruled nonetheless that the prison’s decision was “rationally related” to legitimate goals of prison administration.

“We are pleased with the ruling,” said John Dipko, a spokesman for the Wisconsin Department of Corrections, who added that the prison rules “enable us to continue our mission of keeping our state safe.”

News of the decision spread quickly though the network of blogs that discuss such games and to those devoted to the law, where many commentators revealed perhaps more of their own history as gamers than they might have intended. On The Volokh Conspiracy, a legal blog, a particularly rollicking discussion ensued, kicked off with a post by Ilya Somin, an associate professor of law at George Mason University, who asked, “Should prisons ban ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’ on the grounds that it might encourage escape attempts?”

In an interview, Professor Somin said the prison’s action was reminiscent of a media frenzy in the 1980s surrounding the supposedly pernicious effects of gaming. “Ideally, you should really have more evidence that there is a genuine harm before you restrict something,” he said.

The comments accompanying Professor Somin’s post ranged from hoots of outrage over the ban to constitutionally nuanced discussion, but they showed that there were many lawyers who at some point owned a pouch with some dice of more than six sides. And none of them seemed to think that the risk to the nation’s prisons could be found in the works of Gary Gygax or other creators of the genre.

As Andrew Oh-Willeke, a lawyer in Denver, wrote, “If more inmates were über-nerdy D&D players, life would be good.”

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Forced usage of RPG books to combat gaming ADD

In category:Gaming

I've decided that I'm going to force myself to use all of the RPG books I've stockpiled and never touched. I suffer from gaming ADD; I hear about an interesting new book, buy it, read it, get psyched to run it, and then something else catches my eye before anything materializes, resulting in nothing ever getting played. That cycle has repeated itself for about 15 years now. I now have several complete gamelines that have never been used. In the case of Star Wars, I have a complete gameline that was never used, and has been obsoleted by a new Star Wars gameline that I own and have never used. I think that sobering realization was the straw that broke the camel's back (well, that and my g/f asking me at Borders why I'm always buying RPG books that I never end up using).

We recently had fun trying out the new Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 3rd edition (with Lio as a Troll Slayer and Action Widow as a disgraced Wood Elf Thief), and we're getting pretty comfortable with the new system. Next we're trying out Shadowrun 4th edition (which I own every book for and have never used). After an adventure of that we'll try out something else. I do plan on getting back to WFRP3 though, because I really like Lio and Action Widow's characters, and I've got some solid ideas for a long-term campaign. Lio's Troll Slayer (Olaf Runebreaker) is nursing a fallen dwarf back to sanity (when he's not beheading greenskins or trying to create a Dwelf), and Action Widow's Elf (Moonthistle) is seducing haggardly peasant cooks while developing various con-jobs and poison-crafting skills.

Aside from forcing us to finally make use all these books, this approach serves a few other purposes. It gets us comfortable with the rules for all these different games, which makes the prospect of playing them in the future far less daunting. Also, we'll start to figure out which games we really like, and which games we don't; I suspect there are games that we buy books for and wouldn't even enjoy (if we ever got around to playing them).

I think the major benefit, however, is getting comfortable running these different games for our monthly gaming weekends (which I really hope we get going again, because that weekend at Stone's place in Boston was fucking awesome and I miss having us all together). It'll be much easier to get a variety of games going if Lio and I are comfortable running them, so that the burden doesn't always fall on Stone and Calliander to run D&D. I'm envisioning a setup where we get several different games going at once, riffing off each other and trying lots of new stuff like back in the day.

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Feed Me A Stray Cat

In category:Entertainment

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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Europe sucks

In category:Misc

That was a good rant on the socialist nightmare that is Europe. Another thing I hate about Europe is their laws for "Squatter's Rights". The way that works is, basically, if someone trespasses onto your private property and stays there for long enough they can gain ownership of it. There was a recent Hollywood propaganda piece for squatter's rights called "The Garden"; I really hope we don't start adopting bullshit laws like that in America.

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My Condolences

In category:Life

I'm sorry man, that's really horrible. I went through something similar a few years ago (my nephew was stillborn) and it was a really surreal/unsettling/fucked up experience. I talked a lot with my brother about it afterwards and I think that helped me deal with it. I kept reminding myself that the baby probably would have had terrible lifelong health problems, and that in a way it might have been a blessing that he wasn't suffering anymore. If you ever want to talk about it I'm around dude.

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Salesmanship

In category:Politics

Mislead is the wrong term, it's salesmanship. Presidents have agendas they want to push, and they focus on the most persuasive aspects of them to get things done. That's fine, as long as there is no deception. Bush focused on the national security ramifications because the average citizen doesn't really care about humanitarian causes on the other side of the world. I'll be the first to criticize Bush on irresponsible spending, social conservative bullshit like abortion and gay marriage, or keeping Rumsfeld around for so long to fuck up the wars we're in, but I still support going into Iraq. You're right that we could (and should) have spent more effort getting more allies on board, but a lot of countries were never getting on board because they were happily abusing the Oil-For-Food program (like the spineless French, although I do like Sarkozy).

As for Hitchens, I quoted him because he's the most intelligent and well-informed commentator on foreign policy that we have (as far as I know). I always enjoy his writing, even when I disagree with him.

Franken's going to continue shamelessly fighting for a long time. It's got to be embarrassing for him to be losing to Norm Coleman, while sharing a ballot with Obama, in the worst political climate for Republicans since 1932.

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Hitchens smokes fags (cigarettes) and guzzles whiskey like a man

In category:Politics

I'm confused Calliander. Are you saying that Hitchens is a shitty excuse for a liberal, or that I'm the equivalent of a racist for questioning your false accounting of events, or both? I suggest you read the actual speech Bush gave to the U.N. in September 2002 instead of bumper stickers; he clearly made a humanitarian case for liberating Iraq. You can find it here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/09/20020912-1.html , and for the sake of convenience here are the closing paragraphs:

"Events can turn in one of two ways: If we fail to act in the face of danger, the people of Iraq will continue to live in brutal submission. The regime will have new power to bully and dominate and conquer its neighbors, condemning the Middle East to more years of bloodshed and fear. The regime will remain unstable - the region will remain unstable, with little hope of freedom, and isolated from the progress of our times. With every step the Iraqi regime takes toward gaining and deploying the most terrible weapons, our own options to confront that regime will narrow. And if an emboldened regime were to supply these weapons to terrorist allies, then the attacks of September the 11th would be a prelude to far greater horrors.

If we meet our responsibilities, if we overcome this danger, we can arrive at a very different future. The people of Iraq can shake off their captivity. They can one day join a democratic Afghanistan and a democratic Palestine, inspiring reforms throughout the Muslim world. These nations can show by their example that honest government, and respect for women, and the great Islamic tradition of learning can triumph in the Middle East and beyond. And we will show that the promise of the United Nations can be fulfilled in our time.

Neither of these outcomes is certain. Both have been set before us. We must choose between a world of fear and a world of progress. We cannot stand by and do nothing while dangers gather. We must stand up for our security, and for the permanent rights and the hopes of mankind. By heritage and by choice, the United States of America will make that stand. And, delegates to the United Nations, you have the power to make that stand, as well.

Thank you very much."

The fact that we did a piss-poor job executing the war does not change the fact that the decision to remove Saddam Hussein's regime was both correct and long overdue. If things stay on course, and we're able to safely pull our troops out of a free Iraq in 2011, the long-term prospects for a lasting peace in that region skyrocket. Barack Obama said something that really jumped out at me early in the summer. It was (I'm paraphrasing): "We should not be blind to the opportunities that Iraq now presents us." Obama kept Robert Gates as the Secretary of Defense today. How do you feel about that?

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We Were Right In 2003

In category:Politics

The notion that we were "lied" into war seems to be one of those falsehoods that, parroted endlessly for the past five years, became accepted as truth in our popular culture. I haven't heard the "War For Oil!" rhetoric in a while; in fact, now that it's clear we're not taking Iraq's oil, a lot of those same anti-war folks are now arguing that we should be taking Iraq's oil to pay for the reconstruction.

Christopher Hitchens (a guy that's about as far from right-wing as you can possibly get) wrote a great essay last year in response to all the "I told you so" nonsense regarding the Iraq war. It addresses most of the talking points that Mike just leveled at Stone.

So, Mr. Hitchens, Weren't You Wrong About Iraq?

Hard questions, four years later.

By Christopher Hitchens

Four years after the first coalition soldiers crossed the Iraqi border, one can attract pitying looks (at best) if one does not take the view that the whole engagement could have been and should have been avoided. Those who were opposed to the operation from the beginning now claim vindication, and many of those who supported it say that if they had known then what they know now, they would have spoken or voted differently.

What exactly does it mean to take the latter position? At what point, in other words, ought the putative supporter to have stepped off the train? The question isn't as easy to answer as some people would have you believe. Suppose we run through the actual timeline:

Was the president right or wrong to go to the United Nations in September 2002 and to say that body could no longer tolerate Saddam Hussein's open flouting of its every significant resolution, from weaponry to human rights to terrorism?

A majority of the member states thought he was right and had to admit that the credibility of the United Nations was at stake. It was scandalous that such a regime could for more than a decade have violated the spirit and the letter of the resolutions that had allowed a cease-fire after the liberation of Kuwait. The Security Council, including Syria, voted by nine votes to zero that Iraq must come into full compliance or face serious consequences.

Was it then correct to send military forces to the Gulf, in case Saddam continued his long policy of defiance, concealment, and expulsion or obstruction of U.N. inspectors?

If you understand the history of the inspection process at all, you must concede that Saddam would never have agreed to readmit the inspectors if coalition forces had not made their appearance on his borders and in the waters of the Gulf. It was never a choice between inspection and intervention: It was only the believable threat of an intervention that enabled even limited inspections to resume.

Should it not have been known by Western intelligence that Iraq had no stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction?

The entire record of UNSCOM until that date had shown a determination on the part of the Iraqi dictatorship to build dummy facilities to deceive inspectors, to refuse to allow scientists to be interviewed without coercion, to conceal chemical and biological deposits, and to search the black market for materiel that would breach the sanctions. The defection of Saddam Hussein's sons-in-law, the Kamel brothers, had shown that this policy was even more systematic than had even been suspected. Moreover, Iraq did not account for—has in fact never accounted for—a number of the items that it admitted under pressure to possessing after the Kamel defection. We still do not know what happened to this weaponry. This is partly why all Western intelligence agencies, including French and German ones quite uninfluenced by Ahmad Chalabi, believed that Iraq had actual or latent programs for the production of WMD. Would it have been preferable to accept Saddam Hussein's word for it and to allow him the chance to re-equip once more once the sanctions had further decayed?

Could Iraq have been believably "inspected" while the Baath Party remained in power?

No. The word inspector is misleading here. The small number of U.N. personnel were not supposed to comb the countryside. They were supposed to monitor the handover of the items on Iraq's list, to check them, and then to supervise their destruction. (If Iraq disposed of the items in any other way—by burying or destroying or neutralizing them, as now seems possible—that would have been an additional grave breach of the resolutions.) To call for serious and unimpeachable inspections was to call, in effect, for a change of regime in Iraq. Thus, we can now say that Iraq is in compliance with the Nonproliferation Treaty. Moreover, the subsequent hasty compliance of Col. Muammar Qaddafi's Libya and the examination of his WMD stockpile (which proved to be much larger and more sophisticated than had been thought) allowed us to trace the origin of much materiel to Pakistan and thus belatedly to shut down the A.Q. Khan secret black market.

Wasn't Colin Powell's performance at the United Nations a bit of a disgrace?

Yes, it was, as was the supporting role played by George Tenet and the CIA (which has been reliably wrong on Iraq since 1963). Some good legal experts—Ruth Wedgwood most notably—have argued that the previous resolutions were self-enforcing and that there was no need for a second resolution or for Powell's dog-and-pony show. Some say that the whole thing was done in order to save Tony Blair's political skin. A few points of interest did emerge from Powell's presentation: The Iraqi authorities were caught on air trying to mislead U.N inspectors (nothing new there), and the presence in Iraq of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, a very dangerous al-Qaida refugee from newly liberated Afghanistan, was established. The full significance of this was only to become evident later on.

Was the terror connection not exaggerated?

Not by much. The Bush administration never claimed that Iraq had any hand in the events of Sept. 11, 2001. But it did point out, at different times, that Saddam had acted as a host and patron to every other terrorist gang in the region, most recently including the most militant Islamist ones. And this has never been contested by anybody. The action was undertaken not to punish the last attack—that had been done in Afghanistan—but to forestall the next one.

Was a civil war not predictable?

Only to the extent that there was pre-existing unease and mistrust between the different population groups in Iraq. Since it was the policy of Saddam Hussein to govern by divide-and-rule and precisely to exacerbate these differences, it is unlikely that civil peace would have been the result of prolonging his regime. Indeed, so ghastly was his system in this respect that one-fifth of Iraq's inhabitants—the Kurds—had already left Iraq and were living under Western protection.

So, you seriously mean to say that we would not be living in a better or safer world if the coalition forces had turned around and sailed or flown home in the spring of 2003?

That's exactly what I mean to say.

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Ken loves the cock

In category:Gaming

The new high definition art shoves him out of the closet. The limitations of 16-bit sprites served as a decent beard for Ken, but he can no longer hide his alternative lifestyle. Exhibit A:

E Honda's about to hate-fuck Ken's mouth, but does Ken look concerned? Of course not. Ryu, in this situation, would be dragon punching Honda in the taint. Is Ken busting out his flaming (come on) dragon punch? Nope. Ken's smirking with excitement, sending E Honda a clear message: "Put that fat penis right in my mouth and don't take it out until I swallow your oriental gravy." Directly behind them, on the boat, we can see Ken's lover Ronald cheering it on. Those teenagers to Ronald's right are cheering because they think they're watching a good fight. The poor bastards are about to be scarred for life, unable to think about sex or sushi without picturing Ken drooling on a sumo meat helmet.

Exhibit B:

Here we see Honda positioning Ken's face on the ground so he can fuck it missionary style. Notice that another gay couple has shown up to watch. The older gay with the grey beard is like "Oh man, I haven't seen hatefucking like this since my days as a long shoreman!" but the younger gay is visibly angry. He's from a different generation, and he's ashamed of Ken on behalf of gays everywhere. He thinks man-fucking should be a dignified and loving act, but Ken's making a mockery of it with his endless hunger for beatings and cock.

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Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix owns me

In category:Gaming

Seriously. It's SSF2T, rebalanced to perfection after over a decade of tournament playtesting, with completely redrawn HD art and flawless online play. And it's only $15, available for download on Xbox 360 and PS3 (why the hell did you need to punk out and get a PS3 Lio?) St11111zzz0000nnn33333 get on this shit immediately.

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70’s All The Way

In category:Music

My personal favorite decade for music is the 70's. I listen to 70's hard rock more than anything, and I mostly play 70's hard rock riffs on my guitar. I feel like music got balls in the 70's.

I voted for McCain but it's really cool to see a black president.

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Boston

In category:Sports

That's cool man, you'll be a lot closer in Boston. I was in New Hampshire last weekend and had a great time; the older I get the more I appreciate New England. We'll have to work out another game thing (I snagged the guns and cyberware books for Shadowrun 4th off Ebay a few days ago). I can't quite put my finger on it but I really dislike the Rays. They sucked ass for ten years, stockpiled #1 draft picks, and now they've got a team of supertalented punk kids. I think my problem with them is that they remind me of those Marlins teams that would win the World Series and then sell off all the players. Maybe if they keep their players instead of crying poverty I'll like them more. Joba got busted drunk driving after fighting with a Red Sox fan at a titty bar, which is troubling. What moves do you think the Red Sox should make in the offseason? I think they're going to go after Teixera, Burnett, and Lowe then make a run at Matt Holliday. I'd like to see the Yankees sign Teixera, trade for Peavy, bring back Pettitte or Mussina, then trade Matsui for a player like Aaron Rowand. Maybe Madonna and Teixera will help A-Rod get his first clutch hit.

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G4m3z w33k?

In category:Gaming

I propose we pl4y3z g4m3z for as much of that week as possible. At the very least I think we should have a second day for Shadowrun.

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Will Smith is a cancer

In category:Entertainment

I thought Leonardo DiCaprio was an awful choice, but Will Smith as Captain America would be an abomination. The people at Marvel need to take a look at how DC turned the Batman franchise around (by casting great actors instead of big-name A-listers). Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man and Sam Jackson as Nick Fury gave me hope that Marvel was following the same approach. I'm still fucking pissed about that G.I. Joe bullshit, UN task force my balls. What, are the G.I. Joes now child molesters?

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Ron Paul’s Pork

In category:Politics

Ron Paul talks a great game about being a fiscal conservative (when he's not promoting tinfoil conspiracy theories or publishing racist newsletters) but the facts show otherwise. John McCain doesn't request earmarks. These are Ron Paul's earmark requests for fiscal 2009 alone:

Subcommittee on Commerce, Justice and Science:

  • $250,000 for Galveston Economic Development Partnership, for Galveston Center for Business and Technology Development to help spin off private investment at National Lab of the University of Texas Medical Branch
  • $500,000 for City of Bay City for NuBlac Rehab Center (youth rehabilitation)

Subcommittee on Defense:

  • $3.5 million for study of health risks of exposure to vanadium

Subcommittee on Military Construction:

  • $2 million for City of Bay City for NuBlac Rehab Center (serving minority veterans)

Subcommittee on Energy and Water Development:

  • $41.073 million for Army Corps of Engineers to deepen and widen Texas City Channel
  • $21.6 million for Army Corps of Engineers to dredge and reconfigure jetties at mouth of Colorado River
  • $7.02 million for Army Corps of Engineers to dredge Freeport Harbor
  • $16.021 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Galveston Harbor
  • $1 million for Army Corps of Engineers for construction at Cedar Bayou
  • $3.297 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Texas City Channel
  • $200,000 for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Cedar Bayou
  • $13.038 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Matagorda Ship Channel
  • $42.018 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Gulf Intercoastal Waterway
  • $3.026 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain channel to Victoria
  • $600,000 for Army Corps of Engineers for feasibility study for Sabine Pass to Galveston Bay
  • $400,000 for Army Corps of Engineers for feasibility study for Feeport Harbor
  • $100,000 for Army Corps of Engineers for feasibility study for Lower Guadalupe River Basin
  • $400,000 for Army Corps of Engineers for preliminary engineering and design study at Freeport Harbor.
  • $21.7 million for Army Corps of Engineers for construction at Houston Galveston Navigation Channel
  • $2.165 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Trinity River
  • $6.979 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Wallisville Lake
  • $1.3 million for Army Corps of Engineers to study flooding around Colorado River
  • $11 million for Army Corps of Engineers for construction at Wharton and Onion Creek
  • $3.026 million for Army Corps of Engineers for Chocolate Bayou
  • $533,000 for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain channel to Port Bolivar
  • $41.623 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Houston Ship Channel
  • $1.01 million for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Double Bayou
  • $3 million for Army Corps of Engineers for construction at Clear Creek
  • $500,000 for Army Corps of Engineers to maintain Port Palacios
  • $100,000 for Army Corps of Engineers to study sand placement near Brazoria County shoreline

Subcommittee on Interior and the Environment:

  • $5 million for Fort Bend County for City of Kendleton water and sewer improvements

Subcommittee on Homeland Security:

  • $10 million for Coast Guard to improve Galveston Rail Causeway
  • $8.8 million for FEMA for drainage at Cove Harbor in Aransas County
  • $2.2 million for FEMA to reconfigure and stabilize Capano Causeway Pier
  • $500,000 for FEMA for Aransas County drainage master plan
  • $35 million for FEMA for drainage in Friendswood
  • $10 million for FEMA for drainage project for Friendswood/Clear Creek
  • $10 million for FEMA for drainage project for Friendswood/Clear Creek
  • $5 million for FEMA to recycle household hazardous waste in Friendswood

Subcommittee on Transportation:

  • $1.96 million to replace buses in and around Victoria
  • $2 million to renovate transit maintenance facility in Galveston
  • $5 million to reconfigure Texas Clipper training ship
  • $25,000 to install security cameras at Fox Run Apartments in Victoria
  • $2 million to beautify Galveston Seawall and support Transit Access Program in Galveston
  • $3.6 million to construct inter-modal transit facility in Victoria
  • $3.5 million for analysis of commuter rail alternatives in Galveston
  • $10.3 million for City of Bay City for NuBlac Youth/Community Center
  • $2.2 million for City of Bay City for improvements to electrical wiring in low and moderate income housing

Subcommittee on Labor, HHS, Education:

  • $90,000 for Victoria Chamber of Commerce for business/career-related education for youth
  • $248,942 for UTMB for employee wellness program for small businesses
  • $1.748 million for University of Houston-Victoria for DNA testing and genetic diagnostic lab
  • $300,000 for Bay City MEHOP for fund reinstatement of mobile unit
  • $200,000 for Bay City MEHOP to recruit nurse practitioner
  • $1.92 million for UTMB to study muscle mass loss in aging vs. microgravity (NASA related) at International Space Station National Lab
  • $750,000 for Houston Memorial Hermann HealthCare system for Life Flight operations center
  • $26 million for Washington, D.C. "Reading is Fundamental" program
  • $10 million for Boston, Mass., "Reach Out and Read" national center

$897 bazillion worth of pork. I'm sure Paul's got some batshit crazy excuse for it, like "I'm breaking the system to show everyone that the system is broken!" Ron Paul's also one of the most socially conservative members of Congress, and I always thought you were pretty socially liberal.

Post by:SpoDudeZ0r

McCain is a fiscal conservative

In category:Politics

I do consider myself a moderate independent but, to be specific, I'm a social liberal and fiscal conservative. My big disagreement with Democrats is that they generally tend to see government ideally as a large shared resource that everyone regularly uses to make lots of aspects of their lives better. I think money and resources are almost always more effectively utilized by the private sector and I want the government to be as small and limited as reasonably possible (far smaller than it is today). The less I have the government in my life the better. The problem is that Republicans talk a good game about small government and fiscal responsibility but rarely follow through.

Earmarks are only one piece of the puzzle, and their detrimental effect is not limited to the federal money that eventually gets spent on them. Cities and states pay lobbyists lots of money to go to Washington and bring home federal dollars, and Washington now has way too big a hand in managing the fiscal affairs of cities and states. That entire system is corrupt and wasteful, and the tens of billions that get spent on earmarks are a drop in the bucket compared to the ancillary spending and lobbyist influence that comes with earmarks. Bush is not even close to a fiscal conservative, and neither are many of the Republicans in Congress. He's increased spending across the board, and our federal government is a bloated wasteful mess. The problem isn't his tax cuts, it's his spending.

When it comes to fiscal responsibility John McCain has one of the best records in Congress and there's every reason to believe he'll make good on his promise to cut the fat out of the federal government. He probably won't be able to erase the deficit but I have no doubt he'll balance the budget while cutting taxes a bit. One of the reasons earmark spending declined last year is because of a measure championed by McCain that requires legislators to attach their names to their earmark requests.

Scare tactics are not exclusive to one party. Yes, Republicans have taken advantage of terrorism to scare up votes (leading many to foolishly assume there is no terrorist threat), but Democrats have their own methods of doing the same thing. How long have we heard that Republicans don't care about minorities, old people, the middle class, or children? Republicans will take away your Grandma's social security check and kick her into the street. Fear is the most effective way to get votes and so both parties have been relying on it for longer than any of us have been alive. This election is going to be decided on one issue: the economy. This is what I'm hearing from the two parties:

Republicans: Democrats will turn America into the Soviet Union and let terrorists take over the world.

Democrats: Republicans will leave you in squalor but we'll give you tons of free stuff. Then we'll all hug each other in the streets and have world peace.

It seems as though a lot of liberals believe Obama is going to pull us out of Iraq right away and shy away from military action in the future. They've deluded themselves into believing that the terrorist threat is a bullshit concoction of the Bush administration and that it goes away with the Republicans. Clearly, they haven't been paying attention. Obama isn't going to be the short-sighted pussy on national defense that they hope and pray he'll be; he's going to kick terrorist ass and he's not pulling our troops out of Iraq until the job is done. That's clear from his speeches (if you read between the lines). Right now a lot of liberals like to pretend 9/11 never happened and go into a frenzy whenever it's even mentioned (probably because that day informs so much of what we do militarily). They're going to be in for a rude awakening if Obama wins the election, because he's going to take ownership of the terrorism issue. My issues with Obama are on domestic policy; I have no doubt he'll be a hard-ass on foreign policy and keep our foot on Al Qaeda's throat. I look forward to seeing Code Pink lose their shit the first time Obama drops a bunker buster on a terrorist outpost, killing 24 terrorists and 2 civilians.

I don't know who's going to win this election (Obama holds the lead in projected electoral votes) but to underestimate the appeal of Sarah Palin for superficial reasons is not wise. An entire generation of dumbasses worship Bill Clinton as our greatest President on the basis of his sexual conquests. If they ever read books they'd realize that Clinton was kind of a slacker in the pussy department compared to many other Presidents. Thomas Jefferson was a sexual tyrannosaurus, as were FDR and JFK more recently. With the media crucifying Palin for not staying at home with the babies and other nonsense, she could emerge as a national hero for the independent women that will decide this election.

Post by:SpoDudeZ0r
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